The Menu

Main Menu: Fried pig’s skin wrapped in denial and empathy avoidance. A lifetime of pain and suffering served on a stick. What better to wash down all that lard with 2 x 500 ml Brannas Draughts to make you forget all about it? This is bacon. An intelligent individual butchered. A life trivialised. Mmm, bacon.

Poor animals! How jealously they guard their pathetic bodies… that which to us is merely an evening’s meal, but to them is life itself —T. Casey Brennan